22 January 2004


We've stepped up our covert assault on the air freshener installed in the stairwell by the yuppie office boys next door. They must have bought the damn things in bulk as they replace them as fast as I can punt them into the garbage. Today the fragrance being pumped out of that thing was enough to melt your skull. D & I decided a new plan of action was in order. This time we pried it apart and disconnected the wire that sends the electricity to the element which heats and distributes the foul scent. Then it was neatly reassembled and replaced in perfect non-working order.

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