Wow. 51005 gift stores. And I can imagine the new program schedule over at QVC - can feel the excitement at hearing the host enthusiastically gush: "Stay tuned loyal shoppers... immediately following our Incredible Bonanza of Holiday Applique Sweaters, we will be bringing you a Very Special Succulent Hour of Nice Drug Music by People You Never Of! Oooooo... If I were you I'd prepare to buy!" Cha-Ching! I've finally made it. Made it big. But when you visit their website you can't even figure out what the hell they do. There is just a page where you can send them some money and some pictures of guys in suits high-fiving each other. Useless. It appears I won't be selling my wares on the home shopping network after all. Damn. But I really admire the personalized touches placed in their asinine marketing letter. It made me feel special for an eighth of a second. That is better than nothing. Still, I bet 'Frank Loza' plugs into a standard 110V outlet. |