This morning in the shower I discovered one of those small packets containing a sample of some expensive boutique shampoo. I forget the brand name, but I was intrigued by the fact that it was not just shampoo, but extreme shampoo. When I arrived at work, the bathroom mirror revealed that it was aptly named as it made my hair totally wild and untameable to the extreme, like a vacant lot overgrown with monsterous prickers and weedy shrubs. Add in the fact that I haven't bothered to shave for 2 weeks and what you've got is a damn chilling sight. Today I am one freaky looking dude, and standing next to the shoeless bossman, we look like wayward Manson Family members who just crawled out of Death Valley.